Breaking Airborne Scandal
by Ted Torrence, Goodizen.com
New question arises if incident like the Cathay Pacific pilot and the flight attendant having a knobber while aircraft is airborne poses any threat to aviation safety or not ?
CATHAY Pacific Airlines has been keeping a secret, allegedly … Is the ‘Pilot’ a member of their crew – or is he a passenger on a themed upgrade ? What was the position of the aircraft when the incident took place ? Was the plane taking off and rising into the air or … ?
See, all of a suddenly people are very interested in Airborne Sex … sounds like some kind of new exotic life experience, isn’t it ?
Cathay Pacific Airborne Sex Scandal
Sources said star of the NSFW leaked pics of the airborne sex scandal have resigned with immediate effect. However, the actor ie. the pilot in this case, who has so far made a police report admitting the leaked photos are indeed his, remains on the payroll of Cathay Pacific Airlines and continues his duties as if nothing ever happen !
Cathay Pacific spokesman said their management has met with the pilot in question as soon as he flew back from Indonesia yesterday, but they either failed or simply couldn’t find any concrete evidence that the star pilot has indeed performed the alleged knobbering acts with the stewardess while airborne … O Scandalous !
Apparently Cathay Pacific is very mad about the sex scandal that has gone viral and turned into the biggest gossip topics across the world, particularly in Greater China (China, Hongkong, Taiwan and Macao), South East Asia and … Social media, chatroom and forums … they are all abuzzed with nothing but “Flying Knobber” !
The airline is now under tremendous pressure to step up investigation due massive public outcry. The public expects both stars of the sex scandal to be fired jointly. Now that news broke out only the stewardess has resigned and thus vindicated … but the pilot is still flying around as if nothing ever happen. This is causing a lot of unease to conservative societies in the far east. People there also questioned how come there is no further details provided on the matter such as when exactly did the incident take place ? Whether or not sex aboard an airborne aircraft can compromise aviation safety ? Sounds like Cathay Pacific Airlines have no idea what they’re facing at the moment … It’s a massive PR crisis, moron !
People simply cannot believe a plane can be safe and under control when the pilot is having a jolly good time at the same time.
‘The fate of an airplane is more less the same whether pilot is intoxicated or is having a real good sexxx while piloting … ?’
- Joe Public
Basically, people are angry and they think the incident has been mishandled as well as being unfair … since only one party has been let go (the actress) while the other one who is perceived as the ‘more sinful’ party suffers nothing whatsoever when he has publicly admitted he loves to take picture of his own knobberinng acts !
It’s very obvious people do not take this kind of ‘injustice’ too kindly … Hey, it takes two to tango !
Cathay Pacific says photos of female star clearly indicated she is a Cathay Pacific’s flight attendant, but the male star appearance and clothing is not very clear and as such, they could not determine his identity. Cathay Pacific will continue to investigate … We can only assume that means they will keep looking at the racy stuffs over and over again for another 999 times, perhaps ? We wonder whether there is any Air Miles Reward for this kind of efforts or not ?
Sources pointed out that while the sex scandal caught fire and spreads like wildfire, the flight attendant was physically on duty in Rome, Italy at that moment. And expose of the scandal has caused Cathay Pacific to summon her back to their Hongkong based HQ immediately. She is rumored to have returned to Hong Kong but before company could take any action, she quits … just so she could avoid answering all the scandalous questions expected to be posed by her employer. Smart girl.
The original leaked photos are said to be racy, in fact, lewd … obscene … showing the pilot and the flight attendant having a good time in an overly intimate setting or whatever … Actually, they’re having a bloooo job also know as knobberrr to some people, while the academics prefer to call such act as some kind of Dental Science. We believe they call it orallllllllllllll sexxxology. Very deep stuff indeed.
Let’s get back to the core business. Rumor has it the flight attendants is in her 30s, single and has a steady boyfriend. Now that the sex scandal has gone far and wide, critics (or gossipmongers) predicts they will breakup … Guess not many guys can stand their girlfriend doing that sort of thing this Air Hostess is alleged to have “done” …. Meaning she is will be single again … Any new taker? But the same cannot be said about the other star … the pilot.
Last week, the pilots involved has admitted to the cops he is the owner of the scandalous photos through a lawyer, and his lawyer tries to keep his identity confidential. According to media in Hongkong, the scandalous leaked sex photos have been reported to the police as a ‘theft’ on Thursday, claiming unauthorized distributions by unscrupulous party. The case is now under investigation by Hongkong Central Police District Crime Unit … You see ? Better not to fool around in Hongkong, cops there take sex as some kind of serious crime against humanity !
As a follow up, the Civil Aviation Department spokesman said (even Hongkong Government is involved) after their department came to know about the police report, Cathay Pacific Airways has been ordered to organize FBI style investigation to make sure no stone unturned !
I Love Hongkong … LOL
Apparently, the Blooo Job is not the focus of the investigation, this is precisely why they are not very keen to find out if a knobber can cause a 9/11 like disaster or not ! They are more interested to fire the bitchhh, sorry, the flight attendant and to find out if the star ‘actor’ is a ‘VIP client’, and the last thing they want to know is that the bastarddd is actually one of their own pilots.
Anyway, 9/11 or not, if first class knobber is what you’re looking for … fly with Cathay Pacific or better still, Ryan Air (this one got blooo job service onboard- Business Class only). Amen.
Ryan Air Promises A Blooo Job In Business Class
No kidding, this is coming out from the horse’s mouth … RYAN Air’s no frills, straight-down-to-business airline:
Ryanair Cabin Crew Charity Calendar
Don’t believe us … Watch the video … Ryan Air my kind of Airline !
As befitting any budget, prices can go up and down and up and down (yes, we get the picture)
NB: NSFW pictures of the sex scandal can be found at the world’s most scandalous site … you know which one.
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- The ‘Pilot’ could be a passenger and Ryanair cries copycat !
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