3 stupid Stages of Life

PERKS OF REACHING 50+

so I’m 
reminding 
you, too. 
Don’t laugh…. 

It is all true!

Perks of reaching 
50 

or being over 
60 
And heading 
towards 
70!

1. 
Kidnappers 
are not very 

interested in you.

2. 
In a hostage situation,
you are likely to be 

released first.

3. 

No one expects 
you to run – 
anywhere.

4. 
People call at  9 PM 

and ask, 
‘ Did I wake you? ‘

5. 

People no longer 
view you as a 
hypochondriac.

6.. 
There is nothing left 
to learn the hard way…

7. 
Things you buy now 
won’t wear out.

8. 
You can eat 
supper at 4 PM.

9. 
You can live 
without sex 
but not your glasses.

10. 
You get into 
heated arguments 

about pension plans.

11. 

You no longer think 
of speed limits 
as a challenge.

12. 
You quit trying 
to hold
your stomach in 

no matter who walks 
into the room.

13. 

You sing along 
with elevator music.

14. 

Your eyes 
won’t get 
much worse.

15.. 
Your investment 
in health insurance 

is finally beginning 
to pay off.

16. 

Your joints are more
accurate meteorologists 
than the national 

weather service.

17. 
Your secrets are safe 

with your friends 
because they can’t 
remember them either.

18. 
Your supply of brain cells 
is finally down to 

a manageable size.

19. 
You can’t remember 

who sent you this list.
And you notice 
these are all 

in big print 
for your convenience.