Sold Out WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 08-20-11 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK President Obama is touring the country in a bus, because nothing inspires hope in the economy like the president riding in a bus. (Jimmy Kimmel) According to a recent survey, kids are receiving an average of 40 cents less … Read More
WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 08-13-11 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK Apple is now worth more than any other U. S. company, including Exxon, and, last I remember, there has never been an iPod spill. So, when President Obama said he had ‘good news about Jobs’, he was referring to Steven. (Tim … Read More
Wall Street nausea and heartburn Source: PoliticalCartoons.com WEAKLY HUMERUS NEWS 08-06-11 AIMED AT YOUR FUNNY BONE TOP QUOTES OF THE WEEK Headline of the week: “Take extra precautions with elderly in heat”. (Cam Hutchinson) (Newspaper not identified) A friend of mine just started his own business in Afghanistan . He’s making land mines that look … Read More
PUNS OF THE DAY 08-02-11 When I was a child, my duties in the church included helping to shorten or lengthen the holy robes. I was an alter boy. A man’s blonde wife decided one day that she was sick and tired of all the blonde jokes, and how all blondes were perceived as … Read More


