Guess the robber regrets the robbery?
https://youtu.be/Z_yS9iQ0qeQ
What would anyone steal the keys for?
Guy 1 pulls up on your left and distracts you, Guy 2 grabs your keys and takes off. You start chasing Guy 2 for a bit as he quickly loses you (unless he peddles off like the dunce here) while Guy 1 picks up your bike and walks it down a side street. You lose Guy 2 a block or two up as he then turns a corner and doubles back. Very likely, Guy 3 is meeting them in an alley to hop on their new bike and go home. Your bike would be gone before you made it halfway back to it from chasing the guy. They aren’t waiting an hour or anything, the whole thing is over in 2 minutes and you’re out of breath a block or two down the road.
Whaddaya Say?