- “Great, now we get to listen to Conservatives insist everyone wants to f–k their own daughter, and liberals are weird for not wanting to fuck their daughters.”
- “At this moment a Porn Star has more credibility than Donald Trump”
- “Yeah this is something that really confused me. They would rather have a obviously inexperienced reality TV star as their president than a woman who is bad at storing emails properly. Very weird.”
No bleach is enough to save us
- “The Golden Age of Islam was far more progressive than Christianity at the time.”
That face when you fantasize about your daughter while fucking a porn star
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True Love
TRUMP,71, ‘COULD HAVE LIVED TO 200 YEARS OLD’ IF HE HAD BETTER DIET – WH DR. RONNY JACKSON
“I told the president if he’d had better diet over the last 20 years he could have lived to 200 years old. The answer is he has incredibly good genes, it’s just the way God made him.” – Dr. Ronny Jackson, White House physician
Asked how a 71-year-old man known to like hamburgers could be in “excellent” physical health, he said: “It’s called genetics. Some people have great genes.
President Trump health stats:
- Resting heart rate was 68 beats per minute
- Blood pressure was 122/74.
- Total cholesterol was 223
- Dr Jackson performed a “difficult” cognitive test and Mr Trump scored 30 out of 30.
- Weight was 239 pounds. He had a Body Mass Index at the very top of the “overweight” range and just shy of “obese”.
Donald Trump ‘could have lived to 200 years old’ if he ate fewer hamburgers, doctor says
- “The doctor made it up. Lmao. You really think he has zero health issues?” – Someone thinks Obama/Bush’s Doctor is lying for Trump.
- “So, I know this sounds a bit out there, but, does anybody believe trump is 240 pounds? Like, this doctor is hypothetically a trustworthy source”
A guy who sweats orange sherbet and whose only exercise is thumb tweeting.
Alex – “I’ll take things that make you go hmmm? for a $1000”
‘Trump standing next to Jeb Bush, who is actually 6’3”
Checkmate Libtards Trump is 6’3″ Confirmed
Trump’s new 6’3″ patriot boots and svelte 239lb bod. #superiorgenes
Today, a protesting red hatter tried to explain this hypocrisy to me
TFW you realize Martin Luther King Jr Day has been a federal holiday since 1983
CNN DON LEMON ’TRUMP IS A 2018 RACIST’
MLK NEPHEW INSISTS TRUMP IS NOT RACIST
- “Republicans have given zero indication that they aren’t racist.”
- (Regarding immigrant scientists) “Makes you wonder what industry Africa, Latin America or the Middle-East is going to rival the US in a couple decades because we didn’t want some brown-skinned scientist ‘compromising’ our security. =/”
- “That is not how terrorists are getting in.” [Through the diversity lottery]
- “The fact that sneaking into Disney world and sneaking into America are even somewhat comparable to whoever made this shows the white privilege”
- R/politics attacks Those who want illegals deported: “When your base is legions of unproductive welfare runts, you have to project appropriately by attacking valuable members of society.”
- “Nothing weird about it. They’re bad people and they wanted someone like themselves to be president. They are racist, misogynistic, homophobic, transphobic bigots and so is Trump.“
- “The DOW Jones TRIPLED under Obama. Your cult can’t even remember 9 years ago. ” – User who’s only investment comes in the form of Good Boy Points is confused about the DOW”
- “Angry People Point Out Higher Minimum Wage Drove Up Childcare Costs “This is entirely an example of businesses squeezing their customers and using a law change to justify boosting their profit margins, not a result of the increase”
- On Univ. of Alabama student’s racist rant “Typical Trump supporter” … “That’s not fair. It’s not that all Trump supporters are racist, it’s just that all racists are Trump supporters.”
- “There’s Americans, and then there’s the other category of people we call unAmericans. This group is comprised of those who support Trump and those who are anything short of 100% against him.”
- “People of all ages don’t like Trump, they’re called educated”
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Trump – NIMBY effect
- “Russia really is the biggest threat to the planet right now.”
- “The investigation is NOT over “policy differences” between Dems and GOPers but over the Russian govt trying to manipulate our elections, and people in our country helping them. There IS evidence of this, and the denials in this article are stupid, treasonous, and likely Russian”
- Someone suggests swamping Ajit Pai with frivolous lawsuits:”Reeses should sue him for using that cup with the logo. Just cause fuck it– throw random lawsuits at that asshole, drown him in legal issues.”
- “We used to laugh at comedians and listen to politicians. Now we laugh at politicians and listen to comedians.”
Whaddaya Say?