Be-Gone-Saytin: Someone stole my Trek bike a while back.
It’s highlighter orange with panniers and I saw the fucker who stole it a few days after, riding it. I was on my motorcycle when this happened so I rolled up beside him and kicked him off the bike.
Told him to beat it and had my brother pick it up with his car. In the few days that he had it, the robber managed to convert it into a fixed gear bike which really p*ssed me off.
My_Body_The_Mystery: F— bicycle thieves. I had my van stolen once and I wasn’t half as depressed as when I had my bike(s) stolen. Once my dad who saw me like once every 4 years bought be a brand new Norco from the store. Some shithead stole it a couple months later. I found it at the guy’s apartment complex (with my name etched in it) and I dragged it home with the guy’s U-lock on it. I wish the worst kind of painful anus cancer on them and chronic explosive diarrhea as a combo
r_fluffypants: I hope he beat him half to death with that very bike
Leonitus55: That was a tackle from a guy who doesn’t take shit from nobody
Forbidden_Breakfast: Leeeerrroooyyyy Nnnnjenkiiinnnsss