PrinceFlatulence: “Police found the man with a 7 inch knife”
Moron probably thought it would be useful to bring his cumbersome tacticool mall ninja knife and will end up getting hit hard for it.
Hiondrugz: I know they are stealing from a giant corporation and its doesn’t really affect me. I still cant help but hate people who do shit like this. I have to work and pay for every single thing, like everyone else. Why the hell do you deserve it for free? I had a good friend growing up who’s parents are both masters at retail theft. I would be some embarrassed getting arrested at the mall, these two morons did not come equipped with that fear or any morals. I guess crack rocks will do that. It would blow my mind the amount of stuff they would leave the mall with. Like how do you steal four leather coats ?
HellaMorbid: Book em boys !
Everyone_is_taken: I thought those doors had a delayed open. We needed to keep pushing the bar for 15 seconds while an alarm sounds inside the store.
Cannabanoid420: Sooooo are we just going to ignore how the guys charge with Robbery whilst the two chicks just get charged with thef? The fuck is that about?
Kenneth441: Somebody quick, put the Curb your Enthusiasm theme to this
MiNdHaBiTs: My storage I have for work was broken into and they stole electronics worth 6 times the value these guys took. I waited for over 3 hours at the scene to file a police report until the station called and told me they’re too busy and to come into the station during the week to file the report. After the report was taken I follow up a few days later and the detective assigned to the case already closed it and said there wasn’t enough evidence even though I noted that I was positive the crazy lady in our hall was behind this because we’ve never seen anyone else in our hall which had a door to it so anyone else that might have seen us go in the hall wouldn’t been able to know which unit we were. I couldn’t get one cop to care but Costco gets a whole squad.
saintjeremy: Saw this over the weekend, but I must say that I absolutely love the title here.
“Loving embrace of justice”… yes!
prove_your_point: excellent non-violent arrest. Good job to these police!
lockstrap: The pizza I buy by the slice at Costco is a crime. Delicious nutritient dense and damn affordable.
GiedriusBz: The Fire Exit doors should say “Keep Clear or you will meet fire. And force other people to meet fire.”
bean66: Was there a sale on the 1000 pack of doughnuts? how the hell were they there so fast?