“I find that a duck’s opinion of me is very much influenced over whether or not I have bread.” Mitch Hedberg

“I find that a duck’s opinion of me is very much influenced over whether or not I have bread.”
– Mitch Hedberg

Mitch Hedberg
American comedian

Mitchell Lee “Mitch” Hedberg was an American stand-up comedian known for his surreal humor and unconventional comedic delivery. His comedy typically featured short, sometimes one-line jokes mixed with absurd elements and non sequiturs. Wikipedia

Born: February 24, 1968, Saint Paul, Minnesota, United States
Died: March 30, 2005, Livingston, New Jersey, United States
Spouse: Lynn Shawcroft (m. 1999–2005)
Cause of death: Drug overdose

Quotes

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
You know, I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.