George Denis Patrick Carlin was an American stand-up comedian, actor, author, and social critic. Carlin was noted for his black comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects.
Born: May 12, 1937, Manhattan, New York City, New York, United States
Died: June 22, 2008, Santa Monica, California, United States
Movies and TV shows: The George Carlin Show,
Spouse: Sally Wade (m. 1998–2008), Brenda Hosbrook (m. 1961–1997)
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.