“There is one way to find out if a man is honest—ask him. If he says ‘yes’, you know he is crooked.” Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx
American comedian

Julius Henry Marx, known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian, writer, stage, film, radio, and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. Wikipedia
Born: October 2, 1890, New York City, New York, United States
Died: August 19, 1977, Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, Los Angeles, California, United States
Movies: Duck Soup, A Night at the Opera, Animal Crackers, MORE
Spouse: Eden Hartford (m. 1954–1969), Kay Marvis (m. 1945–1951), Ruth Johnson (m. 1920–1942)

Quotes
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON’T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.
Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others.