“Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.” Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx
American comedian

Julius Henry Marx, known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian, writer, stage, film, radio, and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. Wikipedia
Born: October 2, 1890, New York City, New York, United States
Died: August 19, 1977, Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, Los Angeles, California, United States
Movies: Duck Soup, A Night at the Opera, Animal Crackers, MORE
Spouse: Eden Hartford (m. 1954–1969), Kay Marvis (m. 1945–1951), Ruth Johnson (m. 1920–1942)

Quotes
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON’T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.
Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others.