George Denis Patrick Carlin was an American stand-up comedian, actor, author, and social critic. Carlin was noted for his black comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects.
Born: May 12, 1937, Manhattan, New York City, New York, United States
Died: June 22, 2008, Santa Monica, California, United States
Cause of death: Heart failure
Books: Brain Droppings, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?, MORE
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?