That’s why he is taking classes to appear “More Human”?
A while ago,
The more of your Data I gather, the more I understand what it means to be human.
kanye5150: Anybody still using Facebook deserves what they get at this point :/
Benderateapoopenny: Dude is crazy weird
We_are_all_satoshi: I was human once.
Mark Zuckerberg’s weird forward-backwards walk
DanGodOfWhatever: I love that you matched the eyes and skin with it. Absolutely beautiful. 10/10 would meme
MoronToTheKore: Hey, if the lizard people are learning what it means to be human, doesn’t that mean that eventually that will learn to love and realize that their alleged control of all of society is immoral?
Gene_Rosens_Daycare: This is real, right?
And now,
Mark Zuckerberg has announced that he will be taking classes with his behavioural phychologists to “appear more human” after a wave of online criticism calling him out of being a robot, alien, or lizard. Because of these new claims Mark has had a public relations fallout with most people on the internet.
mastigia: The robot alien hybrid that would be President of United States. Donald Trump II.
Little-nug: boohoo, insulting internet memes … F*ckerberg
irishbastard3000: He can go Zucker himself in the Berghole. F that douchebag!
Pipe13omb: Grooming him for a Presidential run? Why else would it even matter for him to “appear more human”. If I were him I’d be retired chilling on my Hawaiian island growing weed.
FeedDaSarlacc: Most likely related to reports that he will run for Office.
hidflect1: Suckerborg is learning how to fake sincerity. He’s got my vote…
Gdfi: The dude isn’t an alien or robot, he’s just really socially awkward. Maybe a little aspergers, him and bill gates both. I feel bad for the guy, not only does he have to live with being super awkward but people make fun of him online for it constantly. But he’s a huge dick so I don’t really care.
bestcommentonthread: I’d imagine he just lacks the ability to think from his left brain as much as an average human, and is completely analytically oriented. Creating a robotic shell of a human who has no social skills
SketchTeno: Based on videos of him i’ve seen… Either he’s micro-dosing 24/7 or constantly stoned out of his mind, or the poor nerd is on the far end of functional autism spectrum.
sinedup4thiscomment: Talk about getting Zuckholded.
YungTSJ: Insecure bitter nerd gets power and money. Still insecure.
acidflash: You’d think with how much information he has about humans, he wouldn’t need to take them.
Mark Zuckerberg Says He is Not a “Lizard”, Flicks Reptilian Tongue.
grislyaddams: Interesting that he can’t get this by engaging with his own invention; whose purpose is to get humans to engage with each other.
Just by going to a class like that, you don’t pass the psychopath test.
ddaniels02: Zuck watches Social Network to pull inspiration from the role inspired by himself to make himself seem more human.
Torx: F that Jew
Diabolus-Ex-Machina: Democrats ain’t going to go for the zucc. He can try and it will fail. When’s the last time Democrats elected a billionaire? Or a CIA director or a movie actor?
Most dems still want Bernie or calling for Tulsi.
They seem to keep going for the lawyers or people who have been in politics.
Mark Zuckerberg Simulates Being Human.
Whaddaya Say?