“I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two weeks” Totie Fields

“I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two weeks”
– Totie Fields

Totie Fields
American comedienne

Totie Fields was an American comedienne.  Wikipedia
Born: May 7, 1930, Hartford, Connecticut, United States
Died: August 2, 1978, Las Vegas, Nevada, United States
Spouse: George William Johnston (m. 1950–1978)
Other name: Totie Fields Johnston
Children: Jody Johnston, Debbie Johnston
Movies: Fol-de-Rol