XHF: It’s beautiful how people of all ages and colors can come together to steal packages.
Elevenst: Package theives are absolute human garbage…
DonLow: The local news here shows at least 5 different thieves a day stealing packages. Most are in nice neighborhoods.
stopcalling911: Wtf. Where is this where there are that many package theft attempts?
nuckingfuts73: Should put a bear trap instead
Bear-E-Lyndon: What a bunch of scum bags
84121629: Wish those shells had some rock salt or ink in them or something
jacktheknife1180: That girl just casually walks by and sees a package and decides to be a thief. What fucked upbringing do you have if this is your hobby??
Derptonbauhurp: Package thieves suck. It seems like the only way to avoid it would be to move to a better neighborhood, but even then someone shouldn’t have to move because of shitty people.
roxshot: I can’t believe how many people of all races, sexes and ages do this shit.
BermudaGuy: They should have a screen that only activates when someone is close, then proceeds to show the face of said thief so they can see theyve been had
Ragefan66: Wish he’d come out blasting the fuck outta them with a posse of dudes with paintball guns. These degenerate fucks deserve the worse, literal Grinches.
Porto4: What kind of piece of shit neighborhood does this guy live in?
Suburban_whitey: Looks like they got the last laugh and stole his fence
Slippery_Slope_Guy: Should have been live rounds. That being said this guy should invest in a fence to at least make his doorway less visible to the seemingly busy street he lives on.
Gizortnik: I hope he’s careful with that. If it gets classified as a booby trap he could be facing a felony charge.
OnSnowWhiteWings: What kind of trashy ass shit neighborhood is *that*?
elephasmaximus: These people deserve it, but FYI for everyone out there…setting booby traps is illegal, and if someone is injured messing with your booby trap (not just package thieves, could be a mail person, or someone else with benign intentions) courts have held the homeowner liable for their injuries.
thewholedamnplanet: Satisfying but really a bad idea, like if the last guy had a heart-attack because of the bang? Guess who’d be libel?
LindsayLohansClitori: Looks fake
roughentumble: Blanks are still dangerous though, right? Like there have been cases of people actually dying from getting hit by a blank. Usually it’s because they have it pressed directly against their head, but any closer than a couple feet and they actually can hurt you.
Not that package thieves aren’t assholes, not that they don’t deserve to be scared off— just like, this isn’t just a loud scary noise, it can be a real liability, even beyond the usual legal problems of boobytraps.